Have you met Shahrukh Khan? Isn’t he cute?
(If the questioner is older, substitute SRK with Amitabh Bachchan.)
(If the questioner is older, substitute SRK with Amitabh Bachchan.)
You don’t watch StarPlus?!! (read saas-bahu sagas)
We love going to India. Great place to shop.
You mean you haven’t been to the massage/spa centres down south yet?
We speak the same language, share the same history, it’s our governments who do not want us to interact. I hope things change for the better…
You are our “mehman”…hope you are enjoying your stay.
You don’t drink?
Overheard: Are there mosques in India?
You don’t look Muslim. Did you marry and become Muslim? That's the trend there – right?
We feel bad for the Muslims in India. Look at Gujarat…
You mean Muslims are not treated unfairly in your country?
When India-Pakistan talks were suspended in the wake of the Mumbai attacks: Why don’t you want to talk to us? You’ve just seen one Mumbai. We see Mumbais every day.
We wish Indian media would stop perpetuating stereotypes about Pakistan and its people.
Why are you stealing our water?
Of course, you are creating trouble in Balochistan!
And the latest addition: Walk like an Egyptian, eat like an American, shoot like an Afghan, plot like a Paki – but think like an Indian (courtesy Wajahat S Khan)